My name is Mike. I want to be a millionaire. They call me a cyberbeggar or cyberpanhandler, but I prefer "genius".

I want a million of you to help me by sending me a dollar each, or one of you could send me a million dollars, or any combination in between is fine too.

You know, you can't really buy anything with a dollar these days anyway, so why don't you just send it to me instead? Don't waste it on candy. Candy is bad for you, and I wouldn't want you to compromise your health.

Sure you could donate your money to charity, but when was the last time charity made you laugh? I mean, they're usually all sad and depressing. Charity needs better PR.

So take a look around and enjoy the site, perhaps shoot me an email too, but if you laugh you must give me money otherwise you are stealing entertainment, and stealing is wrong.