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This is a new section of the site built just for you hardcore fans out there. Here's how it works. You send me money and I'll post a fact about me. It could be some deep dark secret or some insignificant nonsense. The higher the contribution, the more interesting the fact. Get it?
You may ask a question with your contribution, but I may not answer, or may answer in a not-so-roundabout way. I may choose to give a fact that has nothing to do with the question you asked too. The bottom line is that I'll do whatever I like, but you will get at least a few characters of text in exchange for your $1, $100, or $1000 contribution.
NOTE: I am only posting first names in the "Contribution by" field below. However, if you prefer that your name not be used in any way, then let me know and I'll post the comic book superhero name of your choise instead.
| Date | Fun Fact | Contribution | Contribution By |
| 5/13/2003 | If I beleived in reincarnation, I think I might want to come back as a penguin. | $5 | Ray |
| 5/14/2003 | Last Tuesday I enjoyed a triple-whip decaf latte. It was frothy. | $2 | Christine |
| 5/17/2003 | I once worked at a Taco Bell. | $5 | Ray |
| 5/20/2003 | My friends think I am a serial killer who likes the taste of human flesh and appreciates art. It's not true. I prefer photography. | $5 | Ray |
| 5/23/2003 | I was a virgin until 19. | $1 | Chris |
| 5/28/2003 | I like the idea of drinking tea much more than actually doing it. | $5 | Ray |
| 6/1/2003 | When I was young, I was once almost abducted at K-Mart by a strange woman who thought I was her son. | $1 | Talon |
| 6/3/2003 | Green was my favorite color, but now it is blue. | $5 | Ray |
| 6/7/2003 | I remember everything was fine when I was 6. It has been all downhill from there. | $10 | Ray |
| 6/15/2003 | I've been stalked by three different women in my lifetime. A fourth borderline stalker visits this website on a regular basis. | $10 | Ray |
| 4/26/2009 | I was married, but now I'm not. | $1 | Jennifer |
