HI Mike,

Read through your website about 3 times now. Kinda crazy but I do like you sense of humor and sarcas-ism.

I think we will be able to get along real well. Shall we get married? What a coincidence, I seems to have everything that are on your wish list! I have got the million you want (A few more by the way), the condo by the beach (but it is on too high a floor, wouldnt be able to hear the waves. Its just idling there. I prefer to stay in my mansion), the Mac is something I upgrade regularly (I use them for deco. Pretty nice stuff to put in my study where I entertain my guests), the BMW? (That easy. I am driving a Merc SLK now. Got a Porsche and Volvo at the porch. Adding a Benz is not a bad idea. Anyway, I had this girlfriend who is showing off her Benz. Getting a Z4 will certainly give her great pleasure), no need to work? (I have retired 2 years ago and I am only 29. Well, I am not that bright. Just a bunch of money I inherited from daddy dearest. Working is such pain. These days I travel to Japan to learn Japanese. Once a week and its really not too bad. YOu keen on learning Japanese?). Happiness is so subjective. Whats your version?

Write me soon. I can be very bored. Who knows? Maybe I can get on a plane and be on my way to meet
you!

Cheers,
Rich Girl

Well I have never had a girl propose to me before, especially not over the Internet by one that that seems to be loaded. It's quite a surprise, and I'm not exactly sure what to say. Although I'm very tempted to take you up on your offer of travelling the world to learn foreign languages, I happen to already be very much in love with someone right now and will probably continue to be for the foreseable future.

I know I would be dissapointing my audience terribly if I didn't ask you for a picture to post on my site. Perhaps doing so would help you find someone with a similar sense of humor who is not involved. I'm also quite curious to know whether you are terribly disfigured and grotesque. I'm not saying you are, but when a guy gets a proposal in his Inbox he should immediately get suspicious.

In any case, if you decide to send me a dollar or two I'd appreciate it. Or better yet, make it a Z4...

Mike

HI Mike,

Thanks for your email. Very happy for you to hear that you have a sweetheart. To be frank, I have a boyfriend too. BUt he is seldom in town. At this present moment, he is in Italy concluding a deal which involve leather goods. We plan to open a bag shop in hong kong which sells really exotic bag and only one of a kind in the world. I think it will really be a hot sell. Women are so into things that others cant have. You tell me why.

A photo? I am sorry but I would have to disappoint you. I am a who-is-who here in town. Well, cause of the money and the people I attract. To make it real worst, my bf is another who-is-who. Many think we are a perfect match but I do have a mind of my own. HE wants to work and I wants to play. But we do have wonderful time together. Hokkaido is our favorite R&R place. Just beautiful. Anyway, back to the photo. Its a no no lest people recognise me on your website. BUt I can assure you that I am rather pretty. Friends always say I look like Faye Wong. You know her? She is pretty high profile singer in this part of the world. So, I am rich and pretty. Thats a killer combination really. Sometimes, I think I need bodyguard to watch those stalkers. But dont you just hate the idea of someone tagging along everywhere? Maybe I dont mind a handsome guard. AT least it can be fun.

And yes Mike, I would be very upset if you post my correspondences on your website. And I am not kidding.

All the best! And let me think about the Z4 gift. Maybe if I am really bored and want to do something crazy like sending you such a huge parcel.

Cheer up,
Rich Girl