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6/10/2003 Warm Gushy Feeling

French Tickler wrote:

"Help me, please. It only takes a dollar. And you'll get a nice warm gushy feeling all over. I promise!"

I've heard that line before. How can you ensure I'll get a nice, warm gushy feeling all over? As a woman, this is particularly important to me.

Thanks!

Stephanie


Mike wrote:

There are a number of very fulfilling marital aids on the market today, if the warm gushy feeling is of that great importance to you. I could recommend a number of sites to you that sell these devices, but I won't post them since the site is supposed to be "family-safe". Thanks for visitng! :)


French Tickler wrote:

Hm, funny enough, I'm not actually in need for any sort of warm, gushy feeling aid. It's not really an issue for me. I really wanted to know why me giving you money to help you buy a BMW would make me feel warm and gushy all over? I listened to a couple of your band's songs. Pretty good.

Thanks for the reply - it really made my day. (wow, how sad would THAT be?)

Stephanie


Mike wrote:

Sorry can't guarantee that, but for 3 easy payments of $29.95 you CAN purchace an "extended" warrantee...


  These days people expect a lot of bang for their buck!

 


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