Make Mike a Millionaire

	Weekly (French) Maid I'm an extremely messy person who never seems to have enough time to clean up after himself. My apartment is in chambles and I hate ironing. A little help once a week is all I want. OK, the "french" part is optional. They don't have to wear a garter belt or anything. But they do have to get on all fours and scrub the floor. Price: $200 / Month

	Apple Power Mac G4 w/ dual Cinema Displays Since I still enjoy recording music, an iMac wil come in very handy. Macs seem to handle audio much better than PCs, which glitch, pop, and shut themselves off at the first sign of it. Learn more about Macs on my new site Price: $11,136

	BMW Z4 Have you seen this car? If you have, then you must love it. It is total style and luxury wrapped up into a sports car. It screams "Hey look at me! I'm rich!" with its big fat BMW ensignia. Much nicer than my Audi TT Roadster even though I like it a whole lot. Price: $40,000

	Condo(s) on the Beach I deffinitely want a home. A high rise condo overlooking the ocean will do, preferably near the Beach. Almost had one of these a few years ago, but then I got laid off instead. Ammendment: I would really like to have a couple of condos/apartments on the side to rent out on an ongoing basis. This is my retirement plan basically. Price: $180,000 + $40,000 in down payments for investmet properties

	Never having to work a day for the rest of my life Doesn't everybody want this? If not then you're probably in upper management. I'm not. I want this. Price: $1,000,000

	NEW! Happiness They say you can't buy it. I'd like to try. If you know for a fact that you can't buy it cause you have lots of money and are not happy, then you're full of crap and don't deserve to have anything. Send it to me and I'll be happy for you! Price: ?